- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
I like the gradient of leg-openness
from prim and proper to FUCK IT I’M ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Thank God Tom wasn’t there
OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.
my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
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